dear ex Standard dear ex, i won’t block you or delete you on facebook so you can see how happy i am without you. thursday quote
miss you Standard people always miss you more when they see how much happier you are without them. wednesday quote
i distrust camels Image i distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink. friday quote
if you eat four pieces of pizza Image if you eat four pieces of pizza without separating them, it counts as just one. friday quote
men have to emotions Image men have to emotions: hungry and horny. if you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. friday quote