do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”? wednesday quote
i feel like i’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins christmas.
you call me your bestfriend, but where were you when my selfie only had 3 likes? tuesday quote
if each day is a gift, i would like to know where i can return mondays for a friday. money quote
i feel like there’s something missing in my life and i don’t know if it’s a person, a puppy or just a burrito. tuesday quote
i’d like to find someone who can reply to my sarcasm with sarcasm instead of just getting offended like a lil bitch. wednesday quote
i’m like 2% cute and 98% single. monday quote