you were my cup of tea, but i drink champagne now. wednesday quote
all i want for christmas is to be loved by you. still, you better get me something.
i love you with all my butt. i would say heart, but my butt is bigger. wednesday quote
why fall in love when you can fall back asleep? monday quote
you can’t compete with the woman a man is in love with. friday quote
i love you so much you can poop at my house. thursday quote
if you love somebody, just tell them. or get drunk and text 80 times. that’s pretty much the same thing. saturday quote