spring is nature’s way of saying: let’s party!
if girls treated each other the way they do when they’re drunk in the bathroom, the world would be a better place. wednesday quote
as long as everything is exactly the way i want it, i am totally flexible. sunday quote
don’t expect me to text you first all the time, phone works both way bitch. tuesday quote
i’m way too sick for work, but should be fine for happy hour. wednesday quote
the only way to lose weight from green tea is, if you go to the mountain and pick it yourself. monday quote
the only way you’ll ever have a chance with me…is to be someone else. thursday quote