out of my mind. back in 5 minutes. wednesday quote
why fall in love when you can fall back asleep? monday quote
if people are talking about you behind your back, then just fart. thursday quote
i might be ugly but at least i text back. wednesday quote
going back to your ex is like taking a shower and putting your dirty underwear back on. monday quote
a good friend is like a good bra. fully supports you, doesn’t stab you in the back, and helps you bear your burden, no matter how large. thursday quote
i wish i was as skinny as i was back when i thought i was fat.